Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Er zijn weinig dingen erger dan je realiseren dat je kind z’n favoriete knuffel kwijt is. Want dat betekent één: de hele dag drama en twee: nooit meer slapen. De ouders uit onderstaande tweets kunnen hierover meepraten.
When you’re a parent, living on the edge just means not having a backup of your child’s favorite stuffed animal.
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) October 14, 2018
I’m sorry my sons were late to school. They insisted on celebrating their stuffed animal’s birthday. Again.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 2, 2017
I made her leave her stuffed animal in the van.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 26, 2016
She gave up on life.
She may never move again. pic.twitter.com/APU02W9voh
3yo: Bing Bomb! Bing Bomb!
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) May 9, 2017
Me *running after her in the airport*: she means her stuffed animal Bing Bong! She means her stuff…
“I can’t sleep, I’m afraid of monsters!” My 4yo whispers, hugging a stuffed monkey w/ one eye, a missing arm & a massive hole in its throat.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 6, 2016
Just rescued a puppy from a neighbor’s roof. I’m not going to let the fact that it was my kid’s stuffed animal affect how heroic I feel.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) October 5, 2016
Me: Who messed up the curtains?
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2018
4-year-old: Brown Doggy.
Me: Brown Doggy is a stuffed animal.
4: Yeah. He’s really strong.
5 year old: “Sorry, only 3 people can play this board game.”
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) April 10, 2016
“Yes…you, me & mommy.”
“No – me, mommy & Yo-yo.”
Yo-yo’s a stuffed animal.
Finally got a stuffed kitten out of this claw machine for my kid. Only cost me $1,200.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 4, 2018
Looking forward to celebrating my 4 year old’s stuffed animal’s 800th birthday tomorrow.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 12, 2016
Bron: huffpost.com