Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Sta je dan, middenin een supermarkt, met een brullende peuter. Welkom in de peuterpuberteit. Van gesmolten kaas tot een roze tong en nog 9 andere lachwekkende redenen voor een driftbui. Komen ze.
Geboren dramaqueens zijn het.
What’s the most comical reason your toddler/small child had a tantrum?
I’ll start: – his bath water was too wet – his orange juice wasn’t orange enough – shoes was shoes – the sun was following him – he couldn’t find his play plastic food so I must’ve eaten it — Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) June 16, 2022
Oh and my middle baby recently got upset because he couldn’t use my breast pump to pump milk from his chest for his cereal.
💀💀💀💀 — Princess | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) June 16, 2022
Toddler skinned her knee camping. Inconsolable after I cleaned & bandaged the cuts. Me: What’s wrong baby? Does it hurt? Her (wailing): It gone! Give it back! 😭 Me: Ummm… Whut baby?
She was upset because I “took” her blood when I cleaned her leg. Me: “I’m… sorry?” 🤦🏼♀️🤭😂 — Dawn (@KitchenTravels) June 16, 2022
complete blowout tantrum because one of our kids LIKED the food we cooked, do not look for logic & consistency in parenting you will find none here
— Dad Set Against (@DadSetAgainst) June 9, 2022
In case you were on the fence about having kids, my 3-year-old threw a temper tantrum because her tongue is pink.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 7, 2017
Lees ook: Zó ga je om met de driftbuien van je peuter
Today’s tantrum is brought to you by the fact that I dared to give my daughter Anna’s braids when she clearly wanted Elsa’s
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) February 13, 2020
My toddler was having a massive tantrum until she found a grape on the floor. She ate it, and forgot why she was crying. She was crying because she doesn’t like grapes.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) April 18, 2020
Tonight’s bathtub tantrum was brought to you by butter, because you can play with lots of things in the bath, but not butter.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 13, 2020
If you’re wondering what parenting is like, my 4-year-old just threw a tantrum and told me to go away and then threw a second tantrum because I went away.
— The Dad (@thedad) April 27, 2022
Sienna just had a meltdown because she won’t accept that Neptune is bigger than Pluto.
Bless her heart…. Wait till she finds out it’s not a planet anymore. — Malynda Hale (@MalyndaHale) January 29, 2022
Bron: Huffington PostI’m all for letting my kids be who they want to be.
And my 3 year-old just had a tantrum about the cheese on his pizza being “too melted,” so apparently his dream is to be my least favorite child. — A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) November 23, 2019
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