Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Soms komen er hashtags voorbij op Twitter die je echt even moet volgen. Zoals #ShitMyKidSays: twitterende ouders over de uitspraken van hun kinderen. Hilarisch en heerlijk herkenbaar, vinden wij. Daarom: de beste 12 op een rij.
What’s your new teacher like?
— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) 2 september 2015
5yo: “She’s younger than you and has a lot less wrinkles. Like, LOTS less!”
Yesterday my 3 year old told his Grandma that he wasn’t in an old picture because he was still swimming in his daddy’s balls #shitmykidsays
— Chris Whittle (@cwhittle24) 11 juni 2015
4yo: What happens if your phone goes in the potty?
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) 2 september 2015
Me: WHY?
4yo: Never mind.
7yr old “Do women get their periods on weekends too?”
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) 20 november 2015
Me “Yes”
7yr old mutters to herself “Jesus Christ”
dad: “come on, you guys are LATE!!!!”
— dadmissions (@Dadmissions) 30 juni 2016
11yo: “you should have started YELLING at us earlier!”
5: I’ma marry Noah.
— Cray at Home Ma (@cray_at_home_ma) 26 januari 2016
Me: Why?
5: He’s handsome and I like his shirt.
Me: Looks aren’t everything.
5: He likes to clean too.
Me: Lock that in.
4-year-old: Can we get a kitten?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 25 augustus 2016
Me: I’m allergic. We can’t be in the same house.
4: You could sleep outside.
Me: “You didn’t even notice my hair!”
— Tara Chaput (@FoodieAndFamily) 2 oktober 2015
Logan: “I’m not married to you…not my job!” #ShitMyKidsSay
“Mom, you’re my best friend. But that’s only going to be until I go to school and make real friends” #shitmykidsays
— Chelsea (@CRoehl5) 1 september 2016
Me: it’s 27 in the house. I’m gonna be hot and grumpy.
— Stacey (@Sjstrykowski) 8 augustus 2016
6: you’re always grumpy. #touché #shitmykidsays #heatmakesmegrumpy #grumpymom
Heard at the pool today, straight out of my son’s mouth. “Mommy. Boobies, boobies, boobies. Everyone here has boobies.” #shitmykidsays
— Melanie (@mundercontrol) 19 juli 2016
6-year-old: I can’t believe it. My teacher gave me homework.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) 2 september 2016
Me: What did you think would happen?
6: I thought we were friends.