
Freek Vonk vertelt waarom hij nooit vader zal worden
Kinderen worden wild als ze hem zien, maar toch ziet Neerlands bekendste tv-bioloog zichzelf niet voortplanten. In weekblad Story vertelt hij waarom er geen kleine Freekjes komen.
‘Vooruit, nog eventjes dan. Over vijf minuten is het echt klaar.’ Shit, hij zit nog steeds achter die iPad. Herkenbaar? Dan moet je zeker lachen om deze tweets van ouders over het beeldschermgebruik van hun kinderen.
Me, to all my kids before the age of 2.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) 23 oktober 2015
“No screens allowed.”
On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad.
“This is your mother now.”
My kids made cardboard computers: I’m glad they’re so imaginative and equally disturbed that even their creative play involves screen time.
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) 21 april 2017
Me: No screen time. Three is too young.
— Dave Learns Dadding (@DaveLearnsToDad) 10 december 2018
Me on an airplane: More. Plug him in. Yes hi flight attendant, do these seats come with a Matrix neck-jack
Took my son to the eye doctor & was asked “how much screen time do you allow?”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) 9 oktober 2018
Liar level: EXPERT
I am trying to limit my kids’ screen time, which is why today we’re going to a movie.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) 14 augustus 2018
I can give Holden screen time and listen to Caillou whining. Or I can say no screen time and listen to Holden whining. #parenting
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) 11 oktober 2017
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Daytime parenting: strict screen time limits. 1hr only. Child must earn it.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) 22 augustus 2018
5am parenting (hands 4yo iPad): take this so I can sleep.
“No iPad. You guys have had plenty of screen time today!” she shouts, without looking up from her phone.
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) 29 augustus 2018
“Well, if you don’t, I’ll take away your screen time.”
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) 10 januari 2017
– my family motto
What does it mean that every time I ask my daughter what the best part of her day was, she says “screen time”?
— Rachel Simmons (@RachelJSimmons) 18 mei 2016
Me (taking away Ipad): “Too much screen time makes people stupid.”
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) 22 december 2016
5yo: “Four plus four is eight!”
Doctor: How much screen time does your child get every day?
— Salty Mermaid (@Jenn_H_Scott) 14 augustus 2018
Me: Hmmm let’s see, he sleeps for about 8 hours, so that leaves…
I don’t want to alarm anyone but I’ve been told about a serious situation where someone got 4.2 seconds more screen time than their sibling.
— Kelcey Kintner (@mamabirddiaries) 11 oktober 2016
Screen time report: My kids are watching increasingly insane and off-tune covers of “I Will Always Love You” on Youtube.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) 15 juni 2018
Me, to other parents: We try to limit screentime to two hours a day at most.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) 12 mei 2018
Me, to my toddler: Here’s my Netflix password, don’t wake me before noon.
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