Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Ja, het ouderschap is hard werken. Maar kinderen laten je vaak ook gieren & brullen van de lach, zeker als ze dit soort ongein uitkramen.
When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was .he second part.
— Max (@maxpalumbo5) January 3, 2018
Lees ook:
Hilarisch: kinderen schrijven levensdoelen op een briefje >
Audrey (3yo): Tweet tweet!
— Brian Wecht (@bwecht) March 4, 2018
Me: Aw, are you a birdy?
Audrey: Yes! I’m a mommy bird!
Me: Where are your babies?
Audrey: They’re eggs! They’re so cute!!!
Me: And is there a daddy bird?
Audrey, suddenly serious: He died a long time ago
Me: “Why are these Legos all over the floor?!”
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 21, 201
5: “To keep everyone else away; it’s my computer turn.”
BRILLIANT. pic.twitter.com/d198v0U8FX
My 3yo said she wanted to be an astronaut, and I said she had to study hard, go to college, learn a lot of science, and take a physical fitness test, and she shrugged and said, “That’s just 4 things.” So she’s basically a nonchalant motivational speaker.
— jendziura (@jendziura) February 15, 2018
Nog meer Kek Mama?
Volg ons op Facebook en Instagram. Of schrijf je hier in voor de Kek Mama nieuwsbrief >