
Dit is de beste leeftijd om zwanger te worden
We hebben het allemaal wel eens gehoord: ‘De biologische klok tikt!’ Maar is er écht een beste leeftijd om zwanger te worden?
Vader zijn is iets heel moois, speciaals en bijzonders. Natuurlijk. Maar soms is het ook om te lachen.
En deze vaders kunnen de humor wel inzien van al dat tutten, sjouwen en hannesen met kinderen.
I became a father the day my daughter was born but I didn’t become a dad until the first time she rolled her eyes at me.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 16, 2019
I don’t know what kind of life I envisioned myself having at this age, but watching a half-naked toddler lick the frosting off a Pop-Tart while sitting on my chest at 5:45 in the morning was almost definitely not a part of it.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 23, 2019
One thing the parenting books didn’t prepare me for is having to bring home a 200-pack of toilet paper every 48 hours
— The Dad (@thedad) May 2, 2019
This dad I saw at the park yesterday is every parent’s spirit animal. ? pic.twitter.com/MB5NTWYUT2
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) July 24, 2019
Accidentally asked a conference room full of coworkers if they had to go potty before the meeting and my membership to the Parent Club auto-renewed itself.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) March 18, 2019
Just asked my 7 y.o. if I could be the person who chooses the hangman word and she said, “no. You already had your childhood.”
— Dan Goor (@djgoor) October 22, 2018
My 8 year old daughter can already read at a 5th grade level and ignore me at a 12th grade level.
— The Baron (@baronvonbike) March 7, 2019
I never realized how annoying I could be until I created a miniature version of myself and started arguing with it daily.
— Micah (@ParentalGrit) October 29, 2018
Me: I wonder what delights the world of parenting will offer me today?
— Phil (@geowizzacist) March 19, 2019
My 6yo kid: [rubbing toothpaste over his hands as if it’s hand cream]
Bron: Buzzfeed
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