Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Het ouderschap is bepaald geen ponykamp, maar als je er de humor van in ziet, valt het alles mee. Deze vaders vatten hun grappigste ervaringen en observaties samen in 140 tekens.
My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 2, 2021
When your kid has yet to finish a puzzle & now it looks like the scene of a teddy bear murder pic.twitter.com/GKXzq0pW9h
— A Bearer Of Dad News?? (@HomeWithPeanut) May 5, 2021
8-year-old: *fights with her sisters*
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 10, 2021
Me: All right, who started it?
8: You did when you had so many kids.
Hi, I’m a parent. You may remember me from such greats as “Repeating Myself” and “Arguing over Shoes” and “Stepping on Cereal.”
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 29, 2021
Lay concrete in your backyard they said.
— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) April 21, 2021
What could go wrong they said. pic.twitter.com/oHVahznRCE
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Lay concrete in your backyard they said.
— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) April 21, 2021
What could go wrong they said. pic.twitter.com/oHVahznRCE
It would appear I have fucked up. pic.twitter.com/pLeGacil8y
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) May 7, 2021
So, do I leave my kids here and pick them up later or what? pic.twitter.com/MSnHog3paD
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) May 10, 2021
My daughter just asked me “do fish get thirsty” and I have no idea what to say
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) April 12, 2021
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