Yolanthe: ‘Hij stond daar, zijn kleine handje op de kist, tranen over zijn wangen’
Yolanthe Cabau woont met zoon Xess (9) in Los Angeles. In deze column deelt ze haar ervaringen als single moeder en carrièrevrouw.
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Met hun hilarische tweets verdienen deze ouders de prijs ‘ouders van het jaar’
Op internet circuleren de meest hilarische tweets van ouders. Buzzfeed selecteerde de grappigste en nomineerde de vaders en moeders meteen voor ‘ouders van het jaar’.
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Oké, de ene tweet is al wat ouder dan de andere, maar dat mag de pret niet drukken.
What I thought I would say as a parent:
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) February 2, 2017
“You are going to change the world.”
What I say as a parent:
“Stop licking the window.”
I spent 20 minutes, 20. Fucking. Minutes. Convincing my kid to wear a coat, but yeah, congrats on your pregnancy.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) October 25, 2017
We were in church and I pulled my toddler’s hand out of his pants and he screamed “I WAS MAKING MY PENIS BIG” and now I need a new church.
— MamaFizzles (@MamaFizzles) December 15, 2017
I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 22, 2014
The 4 yr old is wandering the house in a life jacket, crying b/c it’s clipped. He also cried when I unclipped it.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) July 18, 2017
We don’t even own a boat.
Becoming a parent is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial & you’re just running about with no idea how anything works
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) March 21, 2017
“TODAY I TELLED MY CLASS HOW SOMETIMES MY FARTS SMELL LIKE BURNT TOAST,” said my son, the poster child for Teachers Don’t Make Enough Money.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) May 10, 2017
Dropped my kids off at the dry cleaners and my shirts off at soccer. #RunningOnFumes #WingingIt #MomLife
— The Baroness (@baroness) June 9, 2017
5-year-old: *walks up behind me when I’m on the computer* What game are you playing?
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) June 17, 2017
Me: Pay the bills.
5: Are you winning?
Me: No.
That awkward moment when your child looks to you for wisdom and you’re like, “Honey, I don’t even know what day of the week it is.”
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 14, 2017
Husband: So we’ve basically given up.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) January 31, 2017
Me: On what?
H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting.
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