Eerste kerstdiner op school: ‘Een halfuur later belde zijn juf’
Het is spannend, zo’n eerste kerstdiner op school. En dan kan je kleine in al z’n enthousiasme de festiviteiten íets te ver door trekken.
Mislukte gerechten, goddelijke restaurants, culinaire creaties: sommige mensen raken maar niet uitgepraat over eten. Dat blijkt wel uit deze hilarische tweets.
We hebben de leukste verzameld.
me: i’ll make omelette
— Maruf (@m3aruf) August 13, 2020
*flips the omelette*
me: i’ll make scrambled egg
asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said “not a burned quesadilla” bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla
— todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 3, 2021
I just made a triple stack quesadilla. Just wanted you all to know. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
— Marcel (@BasicallyIDoWrk) May 31, 2021
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the 24-hour cheese vending machine, for all your fondue and raclette needs. People of Switzerland, please come up to the stage and take a bow. pic.twitter.com/V8VSVESOzz
— Alastair Instone (@alastairi) February 19, 2018
Me at the table waiting for them to bring my bread: pic.twitter.com/BpLpRtm5Ml
— Somebody’s Son (@KingHyde12) July 6, 2021
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six year anniversary of me falling asleep with a frozen pizza in the oven and waking up to this pic.twitter.com/AsQSRVucuU
— panda express girl (@gabebergado) June 13, 2021
Grilled cheese is made by burning one side and then nervously undercooking the other.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) October 31, 2020
What should I eat tonight ……. The groceries i spent $100 on or order in pad thai for the 5th time this week?
— College Student (@ColIegeStudent) January 22, 2021
they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants
— andrea more (@amore_orless) May 13, 2021
Here’s the thing: I could absolutely go and work out… OR I could eat the quiche in my fridge and lay down… I feel like enough has been said?
— Lana Condor (@lanacondor) April 14, 2020
I’m not going to dinner with people who eat well done steak no more. Y’all be shaking the whole fucking table tryna cut a hockey puck ?
— MS. MODERNA, GWORL (@LocdWithNessa) May 19, 2021
Bron: BuzzFeed
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